Thor - If you aren't excited for this movie, you really need to check your pulse. The latest film based on a Marvel hero is about a god from... Wait a minute, did they copy off the Social Network poster?
Possibly. All I know is Chris Hemsworth and Jessie Eisenberg both have huge noses.
Something Borrowed - The plot was for sure borrowed.
Jumping the Broom - Isn't there already a Tyler Perry movie in theaters?
If you see either of these movies instead of Thor, I'm going to have to kindly ask you to leave my blog.
Hobo With a Shotgun - I have no idea what the plot of this is. It's the second fake trailer from Grindhouse to be made into a full length film, after Machete. If they will only make Werewolf Woman of the SS. This has been out in certain cities for awhile, and has long been leaked onto the internet. But for whatever reason, I still haven't seen it.
Passion Play - Megan Fox, Mickey Rourke, and Bill Murray star in what is being considered one of the worst movies of all time. This is actually coming to DVD just weeks after it hits theaters.
The Beaver - This movie has taken on epic portions. It's about a guy who brings a beaver puppet everywhere to help him out in his family life. The script has existed for years, and it has been voted twice as the best movie not yet made. But people deemed it unfilmable. Well they finally found the perfect director in... Jodie Foster? If that isn't enough to get you interested, did I mention Mel Gibson plays the beaver guy? Art really does imitate life.