Friday, May 20, 2011

Opeming This Weekend: Pirates...and thats about it


Which idiot picked this weekend to release my movie?


Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Dadadunun  dadadunun dadadunun dadadum. Dadadunun dadadunun dadadunun dadadum. Dadadunun DADADUNUN dadadunun dadadum. Say what you will about this series, it has the best music this side of John Williams.

So it's gametime. How much does this make opening weekend? I'll say about $96 million. PotC 1 made $46m, 2 skyrocketed up to $135m, and 3 brought in a whopping $140m.


Midnight in Paris - Woody Allen's 42nd film! Rotten Tomatoes likes it, something they can't say about most of his works this millennium. His last good movie? Vicky Cristina Barcelona, in which current Pirates star Penelope Cruz won an Oscar for. Anyway, this movie is about Owen Wilson, Adrien Brody, and a few other boring actors going to Paris. Maybe they won't come back.


Louder Than A Bomb - A critically acclaimed documentary about...poetry? Meh, give me a documentary about Woody Allen's life. Then we have a movie.
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15 comments:

  1. phosportsMay 20, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    cant wait to see the new pirates movie!
    i hope it was as good as the other ones

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  2. AnonymousMay 20, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    Critics like poetry

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  3. SeanExactMay 20, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    gonna see it tomorrow!!!! im pumped

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  4. LifeHacksMay 20, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    Johnny Depp is one of my favorite actors...but this whole thing is a sham for money...and that is one thing he said he wasn't going to do!

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  5. CPHMay 21, 2011 at 2:27 AM

    I love Woody Allen.

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  6. GhekoMay 21, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    I actually quite like the the POTC movies, will definitely get round to watching it!

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  7. Solsby KidMay 21, 2011 at 8:16 AM

    Saw it yesterday, was pretty good, not as much action as the others and infact, not one cannon was fired in the entire film!

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  8. AnonymousMay 21, 2011 at 9:54 AM

    Woody Allen is the best

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  9. Hipster haterMay 21, 2011 at 10:01 AM

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  10. DolaMay 21, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    i agree! the music kicks ass! =D

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  11. Blogging SkaterMay 21, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    i cant wait to see the new pirates

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  12. Bob Ross Afro BlogMay 21, 2011 at 1:11 PM

    Lol. I heard it was shitty.. hmmm

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  13. RumikoMay 21, 2011 at 1:39 PM

    Haha funny as always, but don't mess with Adrien Brody! I get your point though, not much of a movie weekend...

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  14. AnonymousMay 21, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Going to see Midnight in Paris for sure.

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  15. ZealotMay 21, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Woody allen is awesome thanks for the post.

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